Alfie's Blog: Little Miss Muffet

On thursday we were looking after Will and Kara was telling us all about her dream which was all about spiders and yucky badness. I told her that I remembered reading that dreaming spiders apparently means your coming into money. Well goodness me if one one of the letters we delivered to her that day contained a notice that her previous employer had discovered they owed her two weeks pay. Very nice I say.
Well where does that leave us then when I tell the story of tonight.?
As I was peacefully enjoying my dinner in front of the telly ( no comment pls) I looked over to see a a whispery fine spider web floating from the light socket not ten steps away from me. My gaze was slowly drawn to the source of the lovely floaty web at which point profanity escaped my lips( Oh dear oh my goodness) and I levitated toward the exit at some speed.
No it wasn't a large juicy, hairy member of the spider family. It was mummys babies. Darling little things really all TWO THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of them. I kid you not and I might even be underestimating because my lounge ceiling was moving. I swear they weren't there when I got home an hour before.
Mortein and gas masks to the rescue and the vacuum cleaning man made it all better. But yes I am a little nervous with anticipation. Does this mean we will win Lotto or do have to dream 2,000 spiders. Might prefer to stick with current financial situation I think.

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While I wanted to make this a more interesting read I thought to incorporate a picture of a Spider. I typed spider pictures into my google and picked the first choice on the list. It came up with